One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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