it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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