so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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