I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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