I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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