Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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