Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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