sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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