kristin has been a bad kristin
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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