i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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