I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
