with your own penis?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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