When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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