Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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