were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
