Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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