He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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