normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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