North Korea, Best Korea!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
