Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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