i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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