I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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