Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
