Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
vagina is talking i cant
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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