I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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