Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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