All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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