I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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