Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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