belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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