I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.