Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number