Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.