Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
