I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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