I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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