My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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