I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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