let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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