I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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