oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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