it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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