He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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