So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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