have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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