I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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