All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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