For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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