So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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