I wannas sexs uuuuu
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Two words: blizzard sex
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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