I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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