girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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