Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
