is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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