WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
home. puking in laundry basket.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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